Spam

Spam, everyone hates spam, I bet you have either gotton or seen spam sometime in your life, and no I am not talking about spam of the faux meat variety, I am talking about that stuff that makes the intertubes go so slow. Oh yes, now you know what I am talking about. As a reciever of a healthy amount of spam over the years, and recently a deliverer or some minor spam via Twitter, although that shouldn't stop you following no matter how extreme my self promotion goes; all for the greater good as they say.

Now I am not talking about generic spam which we have all seen, I am talking about the sheer hilarious spam which only seems to come from Bebo.com.



Whaaat! Seriously, this is all spam I recevieved over a few weeks, not only are the messages blatantly obvious and obviously pathetic for some reason they are all asian people. Now I am no expert here on the asians and the asian culture, but surely if you are a spammer one aimer primarily at Irish people(Bebo.com is a primarily Irish dominated site for those of you who dont know) why o why would you post nothing but asian women with promiscious message titles, I mean, last time I checked asians weren't exactly known for being the most sexually insane race in the world, japanese excluded, but we all know that all just the men anyway.

Whats even more hilarious is whats inside the actual messages :

'Hey

I'm reallly bored and just looking to chat with somebody
online right now, maybe even get a little frisky.

A little about me... I'm pretty calm, and my hobbies are
Basketball, Skydiving, and Wakeboarding. My favorite food is
probabaly American

Anyways, I'll be on MS|N mess enger if you want to get to
know me a little better.'

'Hey

I'm reallly bored and just looking to chat with somebody
online right now, maybe even get a little frisky.

A little about me... I'm pretty calm, and my hobbies are
Basketball, Volleyball, and Swimming. My favorite food is
probabaly American

Anyways, I'll be on MS|N mess enger if you want to get to
know me a little better.'

'Whats up

I'm reallly bored and just looking to chat with somebody
online right now, maybe even get a little frisky.

A little about me... I'm pretty calm, and my hobbies are
Hockey, Volleyball, and Partying. My favorite food is
probabaly Chinese

Anyways, I'll be on MS|N mess enger if you want to get to
know me a little better.'

Hmm a little similar no, its like they all stuck to a set template a just changed a few words, hell they even made the same fucking typos, because we all know you chat with people on MS|N. What I want to know is, what the fuck do they get out of this, you email them, ok, so then they have your email address, big woop, they are hardly making money are they. All of the messages come from mobiles aswell, making this stuff even more expensive to run, thousands of chinese people in slave labor camps messaging random Irish people with 'sexy' messages hoping to get their email addresses. Hahahahahahahahaha.

And they say McDonalds is a bad job.

First!!!

Well as it turns out I searching blogs about metal on blogspot here, and noticed I had an account, which I found pretty strange, and so knowning someone was probably this || close to posting a blog called Sronpop, I knew I had to get there first, since like, I am Sronpop, and it wouldn't be fair to all my faithful peeps out there (you know who you are) to let an imposter Sronpop out their posting as the real Sronpop. Fortunately that is not the case, as I can assure you this is the real Sronpop.

Now begins this weird and wonderful journey called blogging. It's going to be a wild journey peeps, lots of ups and downs, maybe some across, definately some highs, but no fucking backwards. I hate you reverse, you are the worst of all directions, GTFO.

And with that bombshell, I bid you fairwell, untill my next blog that is, which co-incidentally, I am going to write now.

Sronpop